It’s official… complicated
There are three signs of a hypocrite: when he speaks he speaks lies, when he makes a promise he breaks it, and when he is trusted he betrays his trust.
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| — | Muhammad |
Psh yeah right!
I’m reading a book on being a better lover. So far the suggestions are:
Gently kiss the neck.
Put a pillow in your lap and invite her to lay down. Massage neck and shoulders.
Gently rub her arms.
ALL of which, in my experience, lead to less sex and and a woman passed out in my lap.
Universal gesture
We need a universal hand gesture for “hash tags”. Spoken conversation isn’t the same without them.
Heard in the gym:
Before: Instructor - “Just be sure to squeeze your glutes as you stand”. Student - “Not a problem. Mexican for lunch”.
Just plain weird.
After: Instructor - “Just be sure to squeeze your glutes as you stand”. Student - “Not a problem. Mexican for lunch. #inappropriatecommentinpublic”
Yeah ok still weird but at least acknowledged.
